About the Fact That My Golden Finger Is an Immortal

Lu Xian is a bull and horse from the earth. After time traveling, he became the number one master in the world of cultivation. His motto in life is "If you can fish, you will never practice; if you can lie flat, you will never get involved." One day, while he was lying on the roof basking in the sun, he was suddenly hit by a thunderbolt precisely - not because he was going through a catastrophe, but simply because God didn't like him. What's even more outrageous is that the remnant soul of an angry Immortal Lord dropped from Leili, and he became his "cultivation coach" from then on, frantically outputting in his mind every day: "Spiritual root? What's your name for spiritual root? That's called dried salted fish!" "Can you fall asleep while meditating? Are you practicing the Sleeping Immortal Technique?!" "The dog I raised back then looked more like a cultivator than you!" As a result, Lu Xian's cultivation style completely collapsed—— While others wield a sword, he rides a broom (because it is cheaper); While others were making elixirs, he was cooking hot pot (because he was hungry); While others were grabbing treasures from the secret realm, he squatted in a corner and bargained with the NPC: "Can this magic weapon be paid in installments?" Immortal Lord: "Can you be more serious?!" Lu Xian: "I'm serious about showing off." ——I'm afraid I won't be able to lead this class of cultivators. (Style: sand sculpture + anti-involution + grumpy old brother Xianjun VS salted fish protagonist, the whole process is hilarious) PS: From the beginning, one of the two cursed and the other was forced to accept, but later on the two gradually recognized each other and never left each other.