About My Cat Being a Philosopher

[Daily/Popular Science/Slightly Sweet/Unit Drama] "After I picked up a fat orange that could curse, my KPIs started to become philosophical." Lin Zhiheng felt that he must have worked overtime and hallucinated. The stray orange cat picked up three days ago was not only too fat to get into the cat's nest, but also used its hind legs to pull out the "Modern Chinese Dictionary": "Using 'pretend to be' to define philosophy exposes the limitations of your cognitive dimension - in layman's terms, you are stupid." The daily life of the social animal collapsed: "Does this report need to be redone?" The orange cat licked its paw: "Judging from the 'change of events', the fruits of your labor yesterday should have been annihilated."; "The takeout is late again!" The cat lady's form flashed, her twin ponytails swaying like dandelions: "According to Kant's theory of 'things in themselves', you can never truly understand the delivery boy's delay - why don't you eat the dried fish I hid first?" Lin Zhiheng covered his throbbing temples: "Where is your data? It proves that philosophy can help me increase my salary!" Agatha (in cat form) rolled her eyes and took out her grandfather's old pocket watch from the crack of the sofa: "Someone proved it a hundred years ago that some answers are more valuable than KPIs." When the social animal's Excel has "cat canned purchasing analysis" added, when the philosophical cat's notes are filled with "human blushing frequency statistics"—— It turns out that the best life is when someone accompanies you to use data to calculate daily necessities and to look at the moonlight with philosophy. (Ps: The cat lady is losing hair seriously, it is recommended to read with a vacuum cleaner)