In LOL, Killing Monsters Boosts My Stats: I Am the Calamity

Sent off by a truck from the start, then asked by a League of Legends deity to be humanity’s savior? Faced with the abilities of over a hundred champions, gold-tier noob Liang Feifan declared, “Only kids have to choose. I’m taking them all!” [Soul-Draining Strike], [Spirit Furnace], [Doomed by Fate]... He combines and customizes five endlessly scaling divine abilities to create the most overpowered stats ever! Q ability: Kill a monster and permanently gain 0.1 Strength! Strength stacks forever! W ability: Kill a monster and permanently gain 0.1 Constitution! Your health bar grows without limit! His passive boosts Intelligence by collecting souls, and even running away with his E ability raises his Agility! The apocalypse arrives in 24 hours. Zombies besiege the city, gods and demons invade. While the world is gripped by panic and everyone else is struggling to survive on a single loaf of bread, Liang Feifan is already on a rampage! “Don’t talk to me about technique or positioning. To me, you so-called gods and demons are just a bunch of walking stat points!” From punching one zombie at a time to blowing up a divine kingdom with a single punch! I, Liang Feifan, am the calamity!