The Ability I Loaded Was Too Abstract

Welcome to join the Guanwei Bureau Subdistrict Office! Here you will witness: How to appease a world-destroying giant with cat performance art? How to turn nuclear waste farts into strategic deterrence? How to save (or blow up) the entire universe while licking fur, petting cats, farting, and burping...? Is there a system at the end of the universe? No! At the end of the universe is this hard-core, sand sculpture, who may spiral into the sky at any time - the street office!