A Witch Came to My Bedroom!

Tags: relaxed, daily writing, love, funny, imaginative, witch, cohabitation, happy enemies. I came home on a rainy night, and there was a beautiful girl in my bedroom, with a sword pointed at my throat: "Death to you monster!" Chen Mo was confused. Isn't he just a hardworking social beast who works overtime and comes home late? Why did he become a monster? In front of me was Ling Shuang, a demon girl from the Blue Lintan Pond who claimed to have practiced cultivation for 500 years. She had a face that could be called a disaster-level school beauty. She had cold eyes and wore open-toed straw sandals. She waved her hand and blew up his TV set into fireworks! In order to survive, Chen Mo resorted to quick wits: Handing over a Coke as a sign of goodwill? Stab! The aluminum can was instantly cut in half by the sword energy, and the soda sprayed into the face of the witch! Turn on your phone and call for help? Thump! The enchantress looked at the stills of the nine-tailed fox and said, "See, the empress has a boundless longevity!" Chen Mo: "???" This witch seems to have a serious disease in her brain! Chen Mo looked at the account balance and the mess in the house, hugged his head and cried: "Where's the golden finger we promised? Where's the counterattack we promised? Is it the school beauty witch I'm picking up, or the director of the demon world's demolition office?" "Also! Ling Daxian! That's my last pack of instant noodles! Put it down!!!" Survival Manual for Social Animals: How to raise a silly school belle with MAX strength, occasional drop in IQ, and addiction to modern junk food? Waiting online, it's very urgent!