Live Pet Appraisal: Bro, That Dog Thinks It’s Training You

When Zhang Yuan was down on his luck, he suddenly gained the ability to appraise pets. He planned to make a name for himself in the pet industry, but was turned away for not having the required license.

So he took a different route and entered the livestream pet-appraisal business.

“Miss, you might want to be a little more careful about what you do. Your parrot is watching.”

“Why has your dog Wangcai suddenly started growling at you? Someone else has entered your home, and it no longer recognizes you as its owner.”

“It's true that fish only have a seven-second memory, but your fish is fake.”

Something strange began happening in the livestream. He'd be diagnosing one pet after another, but the real spectacle was their owners dying of embarrassment on camera.

As his appraisal skills improved, Zhang Yuan found that the things he uncovered were getting stranger and stranger.

“A goldfish that produces gold coins when it reaches maturity?”

“A Chinese pond turtle that can tell fortunes once a day?”

“Are these really ordinary pets, not spirit pets? Is this the start of spiritual qi revival?”

[All about the career][Consultations that end in public embarrassment][Spirit pets bring fortune]