Anomaly Containment: China Branch

Alternative title: "I asked you to contain the anomalies, but I didn't ask you to instigate them to rebel!" ", "How did the containment that was agreed upon become a team building? ", "The organization of this unit is a bit strange" Introduction to the work: My name is Lin Mo, and I was recruited into a unit called [Anomaly Containment Center-Huaxia Branch]. I originally thought this place was painted in the style of Men in Black, cold, mysterious, and noble. The result... My beautiful mentor seemed elegant and calm, but she fought harder than anyone else, and she always wanted to find out some family secrets from me. My colleague Su Ya, a doctor of literature, can overturn a rampaging Kui cow with her bare hands and is known as "the most violent archaeologist". Another colleague of mine, Gu Feng, is a time-traveling civil servant from the Han Dynasty. He talks about "in our time" every day and devotes himself to fighting against automatic doors and toilets. Oh, and our artificial intelligence "Xiao Qi", whose main job is not to analyze data, but to make precise and vicious remarks about all of us. As for the "abnormalities" I contained? Boya's piano soul insisted on dragging me into talking about rock and roll, Nie Xiaoqian became my best friend in the VR game, and the giant Nian beast was coaxed by a bunch of candied haws... Wait, is there something wrong with this asylum? Help! I seem to have entered a unit full of "abnormalities"!