The God of Defense Is Also Having Trouble Today

I was pushed into the bottom of the truck by my boss and reincarnated into a slime with a defense value of ∞. When the goblin's stinky feet kicked out the "intangible cultural heritage relief" and the elf elders were dyed purple by me; when the dwarf king's drill danced a ballet on my belly - the whole continent knew: the most brutal defense is to touch the porcelain! Anti-injury formula: damage value = magic crystal bill + mental humiliation + art heritage application Social Animal Economics: Use IPO to end wars and carve the constitution into the duodenum Tips for the final volume: Please watch it with full sugar milk tea, defense value +100%