I Was Wounded to Death, but I Found a Story in Another World

"Good morning, Wanweibang! I wonder if you have enjoyed today's 'Qingxin Enlightenment Sparkling Water' and 'Lava Salt and Pepper Cake'? This station is inserting an unofficial news..." A snake's tail slowly touched the remote control, then flicked it hard, and the broadcast stopped abruptly. "The world is a womb that uses pain and a spleen that decomposes it, and we are its continuation." "Ha... You are so energetic early in the morning... Go to the kitchen and make breakfast for me..." Hao Yun turned over, wrapped himself in a quilt, and tried to fall into a sweet dream again. But a strange hissing sound sounded in his ears, along with the incomprehensible eulogy: "Swelling at the front of the brain, warmth in the ears, sticky discomfort..." "If you are too lazy to make breakfast, just lie down and sleep together for a while..." "Okay." Silence. However, within three seconds, the little snake in his arms made a strange sound again: "Oh oh oh, the bed is so comfortable, the quilt is so comfy, the pillows are so comfy, oh, everything is so comfortable, ohhhhhh, so comfortable, so comfortable, so comfortable, oh oh oh oh oh."