Earthling's Guide to Surviving the Universe

Xu Yu's biggest dream is to see the universe beyond the earth with his own eyes. But he never thought that his wish would come true in such an outrageous way—— One night while observing a meteor shower, a strange green light fell from the sky. When he went to check, he found a crashed alien spacecraft and a dying passenger in the spacecraft: Islani Star Marr, the descendant princess of the Stellan Star Marr Empire, was being hunted by space pirates. In order to help the alien princess repair her spaceship and avoid her pursuers, Xu Yu embarked on an interstellar escape in a daze. What's even more outrageous is that he unexpectedly discovered that he had a weird mechanical awakening ability—— His blood can make machines come alive. So, on a scarred alien spaceship, a chatty earthly youth, a cold-tongued alien princess, an Orange who was forced to become the best cat in the universe, and the poisonous-tongued goggles AI Naobao who was accidentally awakened by Xu Yu formed the most unreliable escape team in the universe. From the earth to the stars, from rookie to legend, Xu Yu's guide to cosmic travel has just written the first page—— "Warning: This journey is extremely dangerous, including space pirates, interstellar black markets, weird alien delicacies, and a mysterious organization that always wants to transform you into a mechanical symbiote. Please fasten your seatbelts and be prepared to yell FUCK at any moment. ——Friendly reminder from Naonao