I Didn't Lie to You, I'm Really a God

Bai Qiuze punched the silver-haired girl's desk, and the claws on the desk jumped up—— "This idiot palace master of the Qianyuan Palace! Use the 'Positive and Negative Friend Sticker' to stick your naked self with the maintainer of heaven! Now the Nine Levels of Thunder Tribulation is chasing him and slashing through three mortal dynasties! I just finished wiping his butt! And this rich guy with cerebral palsy from Earth 2679! Hanging the "two-way foil decorative painting" in the bedroom almost made the whole of North America fall into pieces! It took me a month of divine power to bring back the three dimensions! This brave man from Aiglar Village is even better! He mishandled the 'Everything Girl Spray' and sprayed all the celestial bodies in his star system into girls! Tell me how I should deal with this! It's been three days since I applied for the OA process card supported by the 'Disaster Management Team'! " Bai Qiuze spread his hands: "You have to deal with after-sales for these abstract buyers every day and you have to save the world at the same time, right! What stupid system bug did I get stuck in during the full-time examination?! Can the promotion mechanism of opening an online store really lead to the day when you become a full-time official and become a god? Can I change it? " The silver-haired and red-eyed female boss looked up from the blue light of the OA system and read with obvious words: "Look, you're in a hurry. That's how I came here too. And you have to know—— "In the Leaf Village, genin are the strongest. " "The same goes for you, come on~. " Bai Qiuze laughed angrily: "Yeah, how could I expect you, a BYD goddess! " The girl nodded in relief: "It's good that you know. "