Shock! Am I Already a Cultivator, Am I Still a Social Beast?

When the PPT meets the talisman, the KPI meets the spiritual value - the overtime night of Lin Mo, a social worker in Shanghai, was completely rewritten by a pop-up window called "Exchange Group for Cultivators with Certificates for Employment". The Taoist priest here uses an air fryer to bake Bigu pills, the fairies secretly practice shrinking skills in the subway, the Yujian commuter team competes with Tesla every day for routes, and even the alchemy room has to rely on Excel to make inventory lists. The boss in a suit calculates merit points and exchange rates better than he does finance. The sales volume of the intern fairy's hair growth talisman exceeds that of anti-hair loss shampoo, and Lin Mo's Five Elements Spiritual Root has become the key to reconcile the "spiritual root scanner" and "workplace PPT". From being forced by Party A to change the "Shui Lingling" LOGO, to debugging the flying sword navigation for Tesla; from cooking the spirit gathering array in a health pot, to practicing the earth shrinking technique on subway line 3 - in the world of cultivation in the end of the Dharma era, there is no passion for wielding a sword and slaying demons, but only the daily routine of "do you have enough merit points today to deduct the fine for being late?" When the survival rules of the mortal workplace collided with the strange regulations of the world of cultivation, Lin Mo held the "Modern Monk Introductory Manual" and suddenly understood: the real cultivation of immortality is to be able to draw talismans in the CBD office building, and to scan the QR code to request talismans at the City God's Temple; to charge the magic weapon with the electric modification plan, and to practice breathing in response to KPIs. After all, in this world where even the Yuelao Temple supports the payment of spiritual energy, the most hard-core practice is not to ascend to immortality, but to be a qualified "social animal in the world of cultivation."