My Master Is Tiandao Customer Service

Others cultivate immortality to seek immortality; we cultivate immortality to wipe the ass of heaven. The master is the only designated customer service person hired by Tiandao External, and he is so angry that he is trembling with anger every day due to the bug reports from the intern customer service staff. Finally one day, he couldn't bear it anymore and kicked the three of us brothers down the mountain. I, senior brother, have always loved appreciating beauties all over the world, but this time my mission is to make a charming and charming landlady hate me. "Are you kidding? Are there any women in this world that I, He Qingshu, can't handle...?" I, the second senior brother, live by the belief that "money can lead to the gods", but I was asked to lose 100 million within a month, and I was not allowed to go home until I spent all the money. "I swear, this is the most humiliating job I have ever had in my life!" I, the third junior brother, am a simple foodie, and my lifelong pursuit is to make top-quality ingredients the most perfect sublimation. But the master asked me to make friends with a magical pig who could "follow his words" and then tricked it into the pot. "... Master, are you sure that pig won't turn me into a dish first?" Sanxiuer went down the mountain and the world trembled. Warm reminder from the Tiandao customer service hotline: The world you are in is down, and our maintenance team is on the way riding a pig. Please hold on to the handrails and prepare to face more bugs...