I Am the Most Correct America

Pre-viewing tip: As a spontaneous idea, this article is filled with a lot of hell jokes, and the main character can switch skin color just to tell the hell jokes better. "Western lowland gorillas are docile and intelligent giants. They live in family groups and snack on green leaves. Anyone else want to ask? Yes, Anissa." While Chris McCarthy Zhao was still lamenting his new matte black skin, a pretty little girl in the crowd raised her hand and pointed at him. "Then this one ran away because it wanted to escape the family?"