Hogwarts: If You Don't Grind, How Can You Be The Chosen One!

After spending the first half of his life lazing around, he gets hit with the brutally demanding [Chosen One Training Manual]. Everything is training, from cooking, mopping, and washing dishes... to studying, running, and fighting... Keep at it and you’ll gain proficiency, with magical knowledge popping up from time to time. Leveling up even unlocks traits from magical creatures! What kind of Chosen One spends all day mopping floors and pulling weeds?! Why can I cut through space now, but the skill is still called [Weeding]?! Who wants a golden talent for the Blast-Ended Skrewt’s explosive farts?! Can’t I just follow the plot? [Chosen One Training Manual]: No! Four years later, in the Hogwarts Headmaster’s office, Dumbledore uncovered a letter that had been sealed away for years. 5:00–5:30: Sprint ten laps around the neighborhood (Young people sure have plenty of energy.) 5:30–6:00: Do a handstand on one finger (What do you mean, a one-finger handstand?!) 6:20–7:00: Pull weeds, mop, wax the floors, clean the windows... (Who waxes the floors every day?) 8:00–8:30: Run to school, fighting stray dogs and thugs for training every day (Who runs to school while training by fighting? And where are the stray dogs and thugs coming from?!) Note: Trying to help him will get you beaten up. (What do you mean, trying to help him gets you beaten up? Who turned my Chosen One into a House-elf?!) Meanwhile, Harry gazed hopefully at the manual. “It’ll be different once the Wizarding World stuff starts, right?” [Congratulations! The Chosen One has completed basic training. Reward: the horned beast’s sleeplessness talent (cannot be dismantled).] “ sleeplessness?” Harry’s muscular arm could run a horse, but the light faded from his eyes.