The Age of the Uncanny: I’m a Conceptual God Offering Doorstep Services

My name is Ye Hao, and I'm a professional masseur. Services: Neck and shoulder care (crushing cervical vertebrae) Full-body spa (physical annihilation) Clients: Female ghosts only. Today's special: Rank B Enchantress Luo Ya, 30 minutes. From an essential-oil back massage to being reduced to ashes. Customer reviews: Lily the Corpse: “The neck and shoulder massage felt great... though my head felt a little cold at the end.” Blood-Eyed Enchantress: “Top-notch spa technique! Next time, could you stop before my soul gets scattered?” Ice Queen: “Service refused! He actually used my ice throne as a massage bed!”