Li Gouzi's Half-Demon Era

"Have you heard? The era of half-demon has begun. Everyone can become a half-demon and have unique and exclusive skills." "Then what kind of demon am I? Half-dragon demon? Half-phoenix demon? Or half-unicorn demon?" "Well, you're half a dog demon." "Ahem, then what is my skill? It must be the handsome Tengu Eclipse Moon, right?" "Hiss, 100% chance of catching the Frisbee and the jerk..."