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The Most Absurd Figure in Chinese Showbiz

华娱第一抽象

by Emperor Penguin of the South Pole (南极企鹅大帝)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.0M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Showbiz Romance
Updated: 7mo ago
English: Request a translation

Synopsis

“Hello, fellow producers! I'm Feng Le, an individual trainee with two and a half years of practice.”

“I like singing, dancing, rap, and basketball.”

“Music!”

Someone stared dumbfounded at the scene onstage, plunged into deep self-doubt.

Bro, did you pick up the wrong script?

Can somebody do something about this?

Those are all my lines!

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