Urban Spirituality Handbook

[The first step in cultivating the immortality of a social animal: Use concentration skills to master the overtime PPT and turn the yin and yang of your green tea colleagues into squibs. [The social beast's counterattack of cultivating immortality: using immortality to turn workplace routines into jokes] Lin Chuan is the "overtime tool man" of the Internet company. He changes the plan every day until he vomits, until he starts to cultivate immortality—— After using the "Concentration Technique" for half an hour to write the PPT requested by the client, Green Tea colleague Li Wei's face turned green with soreness: "Are you copying mine?" Lin Chuan shook the manual: "Sorry, I had an 'inspiration burst'." Using "mind-reading" to expose the supervisor's trick of grabbing the plan, he took out the recorder at the morning meeting and said: "Supervisor, last night you said, 'Lin Chuan's plan will be mine if you change it.' Do you want to listen to it again?" Everyone in the company stared at the supervisor, whose face was redder than pig liver. Use the "Object Control Technique"* to help Su Xiao, the goddess in the milk tea shop downstairs, catch the cat that fell on the ground. Su Xiao blushed and said, "Would you like a cup of milk tea? I'll take it." Lin Chuan touched his ears and said, "Add double pearls." [The mission of the night watchman: use magic to protect those who work overtime]