Honghuang: From the Start, I Turn the Investiture of the Gods Against Its Master

The great calamity of Investiture is drawing near, and I’ve become Xiao Sheng, a doomed cannon-fodder character destined to die? The moment I opened my eyes, an immortal from the Chan Sect was already hunting me! Luckily, I activated the Primordial Simulator, which lets me predict the future every day! First simulation: I die in three seconds... Second simulation: I join the Jie Sect, only to be betrayed... After my thousandth simulation, I burst out laughing and slapped the table: So this is where Daoist Randeng hid the Sea-Calming Pearl! When Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun comes at me with his sword, I whip out the Twenty-Four Sea-Calming Pearls and smash his golden body to pieces! Yuanshi Tianzun flies into a rage and unleashes the might of a sage. I simply reveal the Primordial Violet Qi I found after countless simulations: Sorry, but I’ve already become a sage! Fellow cultivators, it’s time someone else took up the brush and wrote the Investiture of the Gods! P.S. This has nothing to do with Investiture of the Gods or the Investiture List. The plot is entirely my own, just for fun.