
The Apocalypse Has Not Come Yet, I Became a Clown and Became Popular All over the Internet!
末日没来,我成小丑爆火全网!
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To be honest, the author may not know anything about solar panels, and his understanding of modern technology is still ten years ago. The most useful solar panel now is photovoltaic. It is said that one acre of land can be used as a small power station. I have never seen it with my own eyes, so I don't know if it is true or not. But what I know is that if you search for photovoltaic on Taobao, you can find a photovoltaic panel the size of a cutting board for 99 yuan. In addition, the price of the doomsday vehicle is also a bit abstract. Nowadays, the simple version of the all-electric scooter only costs over one thousand. How can it cost one thousand if you add a engineer shovel and a first aid kit? Maybe the shovel is made of gold, a gold shovel.
A common misunderstanding in doomsday rebirth articles
Many novels have fanciful misunderstandings of our manufacturing system now dubbed "Cthulhu Industries." In fact, our current productivity will only explode into terrifying production efficiency when we produce mature products. Take this book as an example. A new product such as the Cyber Sun Potted Plant in the latest chapter is unlikely to produce a high yield within a month. Because new products require newly debugged production lines, teaching industrial workers new technologies, mobilizing production resources, introducing logistics to the market, and a series of changes. So this book commits a common problem common to doomsday rebirth novels, that is, the so-called doomsday is set too urgently, and one month is too short. Without any signs of doomsday, almost no one will believe it. In the real world, especially in the relatively peaceful Chinese society, it is usually difficult to integrate the entire production system. So if the setting is really time-sensitive, then the protagonist will inevitably be forced to make limited choices. The longer you lay the groundwork in the early stage and the wider the shop is, the more fake it will be. Of course, we readers of this book already know in advance from God's perspective that the end will not really come, but the current protagonist in the book must not have such a knowledge, so the author is advised to keep it tight and write in line with the character's behavior. Don't just write about it and write about it, so that it is full of foreshadowing. When necessary, some ideas and branches of the plot should be discarded.
In reality, he had already been banned for spreading rumors. It's okay if it's not popular. If it's popular, it will be broadcast live. It depends on whether you are banned or not, and you will be detained for a few days.
It's over. I saw the comments on the shelves. There is really no apocalypse. Then isn't this just a live broadcast wearing a doomsday skin? It's broken and I've been deceived.
Judging from the author's settings, there should be a real virus, but it should be due to the protagonist's butterfly effect that didn't break out.
After reading for a while, I couldn't help but look forward to the arrival of the last day, and couldn't help but steal the author's draft (just kidding🐒)
On the 30th day of rebirth, the last day before the doomsday comes, a doomsday party is being broadcast live in the doomsday bunker of the big anchor Brother Doom. More than 500,000 people on the entire network watched the finale of this grand carnival online, waiting to see the moment when Brother Doom, ruined and in debt, would meet on the rooftop. "The end is coming, I'm so scared, please ask a sister who is 1.7 Meters tall and good-looking to comfort me" "Waiting to meet Brother Doom on the rooftop" "Upstairs, I have bought a house and saved money to stock up on supplies. If Brother Doom lies to me, I will really see you on the rooftop (dog head. Jpg)" "You You will definitely not see Doomsday Brother on the rooftop. Even the loan and salary in a month are only one million yuan. How about paying it off in minutes with this popularity?" Countless speeches flashed in the live broadcast room. The popularity of the live broadcast room firmly occupied the first place on the platform. Countless fun people were mixed in, speaking over and over again, waiting for the arrival of the final fun. While drinking eight plus one, Zhang Wanchen was discussing the doomsday preparation list with Sha Niu. He was watching the heated speeches in the live broadcast room and thinking about what he had done in the past month since his rebirth. His thoughts couldn't help but surge up: "I have gained tens of millions of followers in a month, and I have a company with a valuation of over 100 million. It would be great if there was no doomsday. Let's go through it well." I can live a life of wealth and freedom if I work hard. I have no interest in money. Unfortunately, everything will come to nothing in two hours. I hope these people watching my live broadcast can escape. I have made some contribution." "Boss, it won't really be the end of the world in two hours. I really believe that I'm acting with you." Zhang Wanchen, who came back to his senses, silently repeated hundreds of times: "It's fake. I'll go sit on the stage to pay off the debt and support you after the broadcast." The silly girl laughed strangely: "That's not necessary, Qinhuangdao Food Factory will still pay for it. There is a live broadcast with goods, but I don't know what show you are going to live broadcast later, boss, how is love, I thought of a domineering female CEO who saved the live broadcast from bankruptcy and turned into a clown. Zhang Wanchen slapped the little assistant's hand away, feeling warm in his heart, knowing that she was deliberately acting out of fear that she would be under great pressure. After all, in her opinion, this was the life and death of her live streaming business, with one side being heaven and the other side hell. The speech in the live broadcast room changed suddenly due to the interaction between the two "Female anchor, stop teasing the male assistant, please do it for me!!!" "Silly girl's eyes are straight, she probably only has abdominal muscles in her heart, and her hand can't help but reach out" "My silly girl, please doomsday brother straight up Can you please let the silly girl go home after the show?" I feel so tired of typing and I don't want to move anymore. I originally thought of writing something that netizens would ridicule. The main character was in disbelief and then became happy and frustrated again. Netizens called her acting skills to kill the Best Actor in an instant, and the number one scene on Douyin. I don't want to move anymore. Go to bed and wait for the author to post it. This chapter is definitely worth it. I have to put it on the shelf and polish it, and write a paragraph in the last chapter before it goes on the shelf, "We are so noisy downstairs, I don't know what happened." "Look outside, what Brother Doomsday said is true, the doomsday is really coming." "I feel like I'm suddenly dizzy. I don't know fjdksoifkskdocofokje jfjjdjf" "No, don't scare me" "Hurry up and close the door! " Now that I'm afraid of conflicting with the author, I can't bear to delete it. Thank you for your hard work. Please write it carefully. I hope it won't disturb you. I will give you the monthly recommendation votes later. Please don't scold me and please improve it 🙂
Recruiting 100 security guards is a bit of a trick. Let's not talk about the 100 times consumption of supplies. If the apocalypse comes, will the people's hearts stand the test?
Is it possible that it's not that the apocalypse has not come, but that the butterfly effect of the protagonist's live broadcast on the entire network is too great, and the apocalypse has been wiped out?
The author has more than 30 days until the end of the world. I want to ask you, how many chapters do you want to write in these 30 days?
Have you experienced the end of the world? Just take it for granted and just write it!
It's boring. It's boring to write like this. The protagonist should have awakened lightning or other powers in the doomsday environment before rebirth, and then he hasn't awakened it after rebirth. When the protagonist live broadcasted the doomsday countdown with seven days left, he suddenly awakened the superpower, and used it in the live broadcast to speed up the construction of the doomsday base, which shocked everyone. Everyone: No, host, you are serious! Then write the official reaction, watch the live broadcast of the water friends' reaction, and the social reaction. As a result, after everyone was anxious to prepare for seven days, the end did not come, and there was another twist.
You're like this... How should I put it? There is a difference between struggling to survive and being a survivalist. You said you crushed... To be honest, there is no direct relationship between the two... You can only verify a few points. Not necessarily professional. You are like surviving in the wild... What you try out is that there is a difference between the highly polluted environment at that time and reality. If the doomsday doesn't come, then it's no different than just pretending... Fighting is also something that is more scientific and professional than what you do behind closed doors. The only thing you can prove is how to evade... And possibly using garbage to assemble tools may be more realistic (there is also a better solution). What is left... What you struggle to survive is not the optimal solution. Just the best fit. You talk about a dimensionality reduction attack... This is unreasonable... So I can't watch it from now on. The logic is wrong. I can only say that unless your photoshoot happens later. Otherwise your title is your theme. A group of people watch a monkey show... But no one likes to be watched a monkey show... This will eliminate a large number of people. Waiting for your so-called climax to come out... I think your book is going to hit the street hard... Hey. All I can say is go for it... Nothing else.
After reading more than 40 chapters, I can confirm that it is a fake doomsday live broadcast with the opposite effect, similar to Mr. Pei's style, but it is wrapped in a doomsday shell, and the writing style is average.
Average
How should I put it? The content does fit the title of the book. The clown is a clown, but I didn't see the end of the world.
How come there are all password books like this🍅
Just change the name and introduction and it will be easy to write soon?
The end of the world is coming late, I will become a chaebol and be the captain of the ball in the end of the world
Doesn't the author write about the end of the world? Fortunately, I didn't subscribe 😌. A liar like you is blocked directly.
I've read about twenty chapters so far, and it's quite fun to watch without using your brain. Even the protagonist's left and right brains can fight against each other to survive the apocalypse for three years before his brain is abnormal, so there are no logical loopholes. But if you are a little more serious, this book will be unreadable.
Common sense questions
If the author has never exercised himself, he should not write specific values in the exercise data. He should weaken this part or understand it himself. Personally, I am a bicycling and running athlete. The average cycling speed of 30 is the level for regular riding, 40 is enough to compete, and 50 is already superhuman. For running, it takes seven or eight hours to leave the city. It is about 20 kilometers out of the city, 40 kilometers at most, right? , What's the pace? Are you walking? Man, it's only about 4 kilometers in an hour. That's the speed you're walking at.
After reading the first chapter and a little bit before the second chapter, it can be said that the author is purely enjoying himself, and the plot basically does not advance much. The protagonist's IQ is not like that of a normal person. He wants to tell the government that the end of the world will come in one month, but he directly tells the police that zombies will appear in one month. There is a lot of useless information mixed with it, which is ugly to say the least. Also, I don't think this subject can be written long. What should I write about if the apocalypse does not come? So it can only be the end of the world, but a little later than the protagonist remembers. Before that, people had been laughing at the protagonist, and then they were all slapped in the face. Then people panic and regret. The protagonist enjoys a lot of food and drinks in the safe house, and many beauties throw themselves into his arms. Tell me, author, how do you plan to write it?
If this book is good, the author will reply to me confidently. If he doesn't reply, it means it's not good. 😠
Is this a mental illness fantasy novel?
I doubt the author's mental state very much.
Not talking about the ones that are there and those that are not, is the end coming?
I have stopped reading this book But I still have to be fair to the author The title of this book has not been changed, and the introduction seems to have not been changed either The classification has always been urban I have never read the tag Doomsday The end of the world has not come in the title The end of the world has not come in the introduction The classification in urban is not misleading. The label does not mark doomsday and is not misleading I have always thought that the highlight of this book is the protagonist's response after the apocalypse has not come, and there is nothing else When I looked at the comment area, why are there so many people saying that the author is a liar It is really anti-intellectual If it were not for the trolls, it is really hard to imagine the current Internet access threshold
Generally speaking, this kind of propaganda that promotes the end of the world is immediately blocked. I didn't read the content. I only read the introduction. I felt it was a bit unreasonable. Although I am writing a novel, after all, I am reading it for readers under the modern education system. No matter what type of novel it is, every plot description should at least have a reasonable arrangement or follow the logic of modern thinking.
I have a question: How will the protagonist repay the debt when the end is not over? Not to mention that the popularity of the endorsement will be cut in half, and the commercial value of the protagonist will plummet, so how will the end be paid?
This is not urban literature. . . . .
Le Ziwen
90% Chance of turning into a zombie, pig's feet and all the ideas are meaningless
After reading three chapters, many people were saying that what the protagonist did was wrong, and that he was being taught how to do it. I roughly understood that the protagonist was already mentally disturbed when he came through. He was probably in a state of madness due to the stress of the doomsday. Therefore, what we do in this world has an endless state between what is reasonable and what is unreasonable, and what we feel is correct is actually full of loopholes but we are not aware of them. Otherwise, the end of the world has not come yet, but many years later we are still saying that the end of the world is coming! This protagonist is not a normal protagonist to begin with. There are many people making noises there😄😄
What is the finale? Is there any savings?