I Know the Dark History of Your Ancestors

Guan Shan, who had been in a coma for 100,000 years, woke up from the tomb and found that everything had changed. All the friends and enemies of the past have become the superior ancestors of the sect. But he is a mortal who doesn't even have any cultivation level, and he is still a mortal who knows the dark history of the ancestors of the major sects. "You are talking about Zen Master Jie Shan, the founder of Xuankong Temple. He is my senior brother, and it was he who took me to beg for alms in the first place!" "You're talking about Yuehua Zhenren. She was disguised as a man and we recognized her at a glance. She was so coy that she still refused to admit it!" "You're talking about the ancient vagina member of the Zombie Sect. He, he pretended to be a zombie to get money, but he was buried alive." "You're talking about Master Yanshi of the Puppet Sect. He's quite normal. It's just that when he fell in love with his own puppets, he almost got divided into pieces when he had too many harems." "You said Ao Aotian, the old Dragon King of the East China Sea, was a stinker back then. He said that in the era of great strife, their dragon clan wanted to go ashore to dominate the world. But before they even got ashore, they were beaten by a child until they cried for father and mother." "You said Demon King Gou Ba Tian, he was almost made into dog meat hot pot, but I was able to save him." … Ancestors of major forces: "Old Demon Guan, me! @#￥%"