My Family, Listen to My Explanation, I Am Really Not a Good Person

Introduction: Zhou Yang came back from the dead after a funeral, and the whole family wept with joy. It seemed like an ordinary family, but only Zhou Yang knew that all seven family members were famous serial murderers in the society. "If you survive a catastrophe, you will be blessed later. The Bodhisattva is protecting you. Please pay attention to safety recently." The father of the federal mysterious wanted criminal Ghost Controller [The Mercy Butcher] squinted at him. Before killing someone, his father likes to hear the victim confess his actions. "Brother, that's great. I bought you a watch last year. I almost thought I wouldn't have the chance to give it to you." The master of the SS-level statistical criminal treasure phantom [Yuye Clockmaker] in the Imperial City always likes to kill people by pinching his watch, turning the victim from hope to despair. "Brother, I can't sleep every day without you, can you tell me bedtime stories again?" My sister is a serial murderer [Skull Crusher] and can grab a skull crusher bigger than her two bodies. "Brother, my sister is afraid of insects. I don't know what to do if you leave me." My sister choked with tears, but in fact she is a [Miao Gu] and is best at making Gu out of people. Zhou Yang believed that it must be... That he could not inherit the family's fine traditions, so they killed him. Therefore, in order to survive, Zhou Yang must become a bad guy from now on. ... ... Ten years later, Zhou Yang looked at the titles awarded to him by the authorities as [Outstanding Enthusiastic Citizen], [Serial Murder Terminator] and [Leader of the New Era], while seven of his most "loved" family members were looking at him at the dinner table with unkind expressions. Zhou Yang was about to cry without any tears while holding the certificate of merit without giving away a penny. "It's not my family, please listen to my explanation!" "I'm really not a good person!"