My System Wants to Be in Heaven

Chen Jingchen traveled through the world of cultivating immortals and started out as a handyman in the Poisonous Weed Garden of the Xuanyuan Sect. In this world where old men are everywhere and fairies are asking for their waists with smiles, the DS system he awakened is neither invincible nor upgraded with extra points, but a top-notch survival think tank—— Calculate all traps, optimize techniques, and forge cause and effect. He pretends to be good with a naive smile, and uses his "above average" acting skills to deceive the traps of Yun Shuyu and other deadly beauties; He borrowed a knife to kill people behind his back, letting Patriarch Blood River's "adventure" come back to bite his disciples, and Master Dry Bones' murderous situation diverted disaster to the east. When others were seizing the opportunity, he would plant poisonous weeds and refine useless elixirs with the help of the system, laying a net for counterattack; When the sect of geniuses became famous, he was using the shadow stone to blackmail the fairies and using the heart-corroding erysipelas to defeat the elders. A volume of "Tianxuan Secret Records" reveals the truth of the world: the way of heaven is like a program, the cave is like a virus, and the dark side is the fuel. Chen Jingchen turned over the personal blood crystal of the ancestor of Blood River between his fingers, and chuckled in the poisonous cave: "Cultivating immortals? It's just inserting a thread into the system to steal the sky under the noses of these jackals." ——The so-called immortality is to let the whole world be your firewall, and your system is covering the way of heaven.