Stop Fishing, Bro, I'm Really Not a Magical Girl

A plot that has no preface and follow-up. Cliché setting. Forcibly create conflicts. A brainless rz character. Just run😅 It really makes people feel that they are thinking about where to write, otherwise it is just a mess of AI polishing, which will give people a headache. I'm confident that I don't recommend watching it because it's really a piece of cake.

Why is it called black? I always feel that a native of the motherland will pop up in the next second.

Will there be any unresolved plot in the future?

The first few chapters are a bit classic, like the opening of the legendary magical girl, but the subsequent development is a bit like Shadow Power, with many pitfalls and many twists. I'm looking forward to it.

Generally speaking, it doesn't have any bad points, but it is really messy. I don't know if the author wrote it where he thought, or if he was asked to revise it. Many places are very misplaced, and the development is very jumpy. Then, the writing style is generally on the lower side, and the design is obviously cool, but I don't have the writing power to write it out. It always feels like the results are hasty...

When I saw this crappy name, I didn't want to click on it at all. Why, magical girls need to be more colorful. Can't you have a normal name? For example, the Invincible Tyrannosaurus Warrior

Urban white-collar workers? No, no, no, it must be a steel mill worker at the beginning: The protagonist with sparse stubble and muscular body just walked out of the factory gate after work, and faced a lot of troubles: In the circle of friends, I saw that the divorced ex-wife held a birthday party for her first daughter, but the neighbors invited her but not the protagonist. The protagonist called to question, and the ex-wife contemptuously said that the protagonist is not a good person, and she did not let him come because she was afraid of spoiling the children. The protagonist argued hard but was left speechless by several inexplicable incidents of abandonment and temporary disappearance of his family. Just after I put down the phone, the phone rang again. The protagonist's eldest son was rebellious in adolescence, became a gangster, hit people and got into trouble. He questioned his eldest son again, but the son asked the protagonist when did he care about his studies? Why was he prevented from having sex reassignment surgery later? When did you really care about him? Why have you been wandering everywhere for so many years? The protagonist is speechless again. The protagonist sat tiredly on the street and bought a can of beer to escape reality. Halfway through the drink without peanuts, an old man in a suit and leather shoes appeared in front of him. The old man said to the protagonist: How long are you going to be depressed? This shouldn't be your life. The protagonist saw the old man and said: I have stopped doing this a long time ago. If it is to fight and kill, don't waste your breath. The old man replied: I'm afraid you can't avoid it this time, both Blazing and Blue are dead. The protagonist looked up in surprise: What's going on? The old man said solemnly: It's Bai Bai. He betrayed the country. He feels that we abandoned him. He wants to take revenge on everyone. Everyone in the team back then was on his must-kill list. When the protagonist heard the white color, he sat down slumped: At first, we thought he was dead... It was our fault. The old man said: Blue and Blazing's family members were also killed. White thought that the whole team should have died in the first place, so the subsequent wives and children should not exist. This means that your family is also in danger. Doesn't it matter? The protagonist looks up: Damn it, why me? Why should I go through those miserable pasts again? ! Why do you want me to go back to the nightmare? The old man said: Because we need the strongest and most suitable. And today's so-called magical girls are just children who will not grow up. They have power, but they are not warriors after all, they are just a group of women. They rarely even see dead bodies, they are just a group of flowers that look strong but are actually fragile. Furthermore, their power also means that we cannot let them see the dark side of the world, otherwise... The magic runaway... Would be a disaster for everyone. As for Bai Bai, he is a true master, a battle-hardened warrior, who is definitely not something these little girls can fight against now. He has now gathered a group of terrorists, raided military bases, kidnapped many hostages, and controlled a large number of magic missiles under research. They are weapons more powerful than nuclear bombs, and there is no nuclear radiation. Once used or leaked to the black market of weapons, the consequences will be catastrophic. White used these as bargaining chips to ask the country to execute us and our families, and made a request to split the country and seize the island as king. This is a blatant provocation to justice, conscience, and national dignity. We need you! After covering his face and crying, the protagonist still said: What do you want me to do? Director of the Magic Energy Bureau? ! The old man waved his hand: Now is the Magical Girl Countermeasures Bureau. The ones who died are not Blue and Blazing, but the two first-generation Magical Girls, Youlan and Yanmei. The white one is the Witch Bailu. It's ironic, right? No one knows that the original so-called magical girls were all male soldiers whose identities were kept secret. Now the island base occupied by Bai Bai is covered by his magic energy sensing formation. He will be noticed by flying in the sky, in the sea, and on ships. He threatens to launch missiles if he finds someone invading. Even one shot can blow up coastal cities and kill tens of millions of people. Our plan is to go there by diving, but the submarine is too big and will be discovered by his fallen witches. Only a few people can infiltrate with small equipment or even specific spells. There is no more suitable person than you. Your mission is to destroy the missile launcher after infiltration and prevent him from launching missiles. When you succeed, we will launch a general attack, rescue the hostages, and eliminate Bai... That is, the big witch Bai Lu. The abnormal reversal begins: The infiltration is successful, it seems that the hostages have not been abused? These terrorists don't seem to be afraid of death? How can these monsters speak human language and do things for white? Why... The boss monster guarding the missile looks like a human? After being discovered, a real war-level magic battle begins. The protagonist transforms into a so-called magical girl, but there is no gauze skirt, no stockings, no exaggerated hairstyle and jewelry, only the so-called magic heart spring, which is not a heart-shaped crystal, but a diamond-shaped crystal. The woman's face is delicate, but not feminine, only indifferent and perseverance. The concave and convex body shows more muscle lines under the streamlined body. The magic costume is more like a close-fitting armor. There is no magic wand. There is a black pistol-shaped magic weapon in the left hand and a dark long sword in the right hand. In fact, the first generation of so-called magical girls all have this style. The humanoid monster waved its limbs and claws, breathed magic flames, and fought with the protagonist. The bullets from the magic gun flew in the monster's flexibly dodged and blocked, and the claws and the long sword collided. Their positions changed many times in one second, each other dodged each other's attacks, and tried to hit each other's weaknesses. The fighting movements were extremely hard-core, and each other was injured in the fight. In the end, the protagonist was covered in scars and tatters, but he barely defeated the leader of the humanoid monster, and the blood on his head began to destroy the missile launcher. But Bai Bai, a middle-aged bald man came on stage. The bald brother ridiculed the protagonist that everything he did was in vain, saying that the country was hopeless. The protagonist retorted, but the bald brother transformed into a blond, blue-eyed man, wearing a tight-fitting combat uniform and armor-like clothing. A long-haired magical girl appeared, brandishing both guns, and under the gun fighting technique, the protagonist, who was already full of blood, was looking for teeth on the ground. The white taunting protagonist in the golden retriever status is ignorant and is being used as a gunman. Those who know the situation will surrender and join him. The protagonist thinks of his children and fights resolutely, but still loses. At the critical moment, despite being injured, the protagonist attracted White's attention, sneaked in a bomb, blew up the missile launcher, and fired a signal flare. White anger tells the real cause of the whole incident: A month ago, in the continent of Africa, as the gold mines were depleted and the excavation expanded, a mass grave where 10,000 corpses were buried 20 years ago was discovered and some inside stories were dug out. The evidence began to point to the country. Bai Bai told the protagonist: We participated in that massacre. The original participants are being silenced, and all the family members who may have been told the truth by the participants are also being silenced. It was not Bai who killed the family members of the team members, but the current shadow government, those who really control the country behind the scenes. Bai Bai was just the first person to be assassinated but not dead. The so-called terrorists he brought with him were just the orphaned children of the massacre and the peripheral soldiers who participated in the massacre. They either died silently and were betrayed by their own country and were full of resentment, or they participated in their own plan out of revenge. As for those so-called Warcraft, they are actually the test subjects released by Bai Bai when he escaped more than ten days ago when he destroyed a secret research base. They were originally humans and were abducted for human experiments. The government is trying to master the power of Warcraft and get rid of its dependence on magical girls who have no eyes for sand. Therefore, the Warcraft can speak human language and even retains some human shapes. Magical girls actually have no obvious flaws in their strength and character. The reason why the current deep government does not distrust them is just because they are the same on the outside, they are really too righteous, and they have the black and white concept of two girls in the second dimension, and they cannot change, so they cannot do dirty things for the deep government. The other so-called witches on this island are just other survivors of the original magical girls, or their descendants. The protagonist's belief collapsed, and the image of herself as a girl slaughtering innocent people in many places reappeared in front of her eyes. She fell to her knees and cried bitterly, remembering that the original magical girl was not a glamorous existence who upheld justice and protected mankind at all. In essence, she was a group of war weapons, all of them executioners. The remaining young black men were unable to repair the launcher, but it was obviously in vain. Bai Bai, who looks like Sister Huangmao, said to the protagonist: He is the child you let go. You think you did a good thing, but you can't avoid it. You killed his parents! I told him that these are all the fault of those behind the scenes. I told all the brothers here who our real enemy is. We will not give up and will fight to the end. Do you think I am extorting territory and money? We just want the original gold mine tragedy to be made public to the world! And you? You always wanted to be a hero, but what happened? You are always just a dog! Big reversal: The government forces did launch a general offensive, but instead of going to the island to rescue the hostages, many missiles came over to nuclear level the island and silence everyone. The hostages died in confusion like this. In the explosion, the protagonist had to believe Bai Bai's words. At the end of the first volume, Bai Bai and the protagonist took off using magic to escape, and were blown away in the turbulence caused by the nuclear explosion. Beginning of Volume 2: The protagonist escapes back to China and discovers that his male identity has been framed as the murderer who killed his ex-wife and his entire family out of jealousy. His wife and daughter died tragically, and his son identified himself as the murderer. Xuanzi's identity was framed as an extreme terrorist who nuclear bombed the island after going on a rampage with magic energy. He couldn't bear the gap and became cynical. He became a witch. The protagonist hides in Tibet, disguises himself as a woman to avoid regular police searches, and discovers his son in a slum who has no hope of living a reliable life and has fallen into gangs. While pretending to avoid arrest, he takes care of his son and constantly advises him to take the right path. My son, who had not felt much love since he was a child, gradually changed and discovered that the woman who always took care of him was the witch Xunshi, also known as Ye Lily. However, he did not report it. Instead, he helped the protagonist collect evidence of the government's dark side. He also took the initiative to work part-time and handed over the money to the protagonist. He studied hard and worked hard. The protagonist thinks that although his identity is not revealed, he is finally a loving father and a filial son. Until I saw my son rejecting invitations from other women and saying that he had a girlfriend... I realized that the problem was complicated.

Have you ever been a magical girl? Some things are scribbled and taken for granted.

There is a little problem. I don't know if it is because of my personal reasons. In short, what the Japanese wrote made me disgusted. In the setting of Puella Magi Madoka Magica, it is okay to be contaminated and turn into a monster. What is disgusting is "reproduction"? I can't accept it anymore. Even if you turn into a monster, being reproduced is too disgusting. Even if you are directly killed, it doesn't matter. Reproduction... Forget it, farewell. Best wishes.

When I see Chapter 9, let's use an analogy from the real world. A self-taught genius who is the strongest hacker in the world has been learning this ability for fifteen years, and then he occasionally meets a new hacker who tells him that we hackers can write programs to make money. Humor, the essence of the premise of Shadow making money is that he himself is not short of money at all and just treats it as fun. There are many other similar magical girl stories about mental defects, being hit, etc., You are the strongest in the world because you are stupid and go to a forced class, haha

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How come the TS transgender trend has reached its starting point?

A complete tribute to the plot of Lord Shadow. If you haven't seen it, you may not even understand the development of the plot.

Why the new book Chasing Investment doesn't work, note (first time investing)

The writing is quite good, but the plot is too confusing. Some places are mentioned in one stroke, and some places are not even touched at all.

It's you, Lord Shadow!

It's pretty good. It's a little bit worse at the beginning, but it gets better the more I write at the end.

Now he died before he left the army.

It is recommended to change the title of the book to "Those who want to become powerful magical girls, Black". Otherwise, we won't be able to attract readers who want to see Dark Shadows at all.

No more? ? ? Really gone? ? ? ? ?

If you ask me, it's better to call it Shise (ಡωಡ)hiahiahia