Grandma, I Am Really Not Ning Caichen!

[Enter the copy: Lanruo Ghost] [Character matching: Ning Caichen] [You opened a house in Tianluo Mountain → unexpectedly became your grandma's son-in-law] [You are killing pigs in Guobei County → but you are forced to become a Yin and Yang butcher] [Your customers are: the fierce cook in the inn, the wronged girl Zong in the death row, the broken-tailed demon fox in the pawn shop, the flower fairy from the other side of the Black Mountain...] [Your colleagues include: Boss Nie, who has beautiful skin and slender bamboo shoots, a stray dog who couldn't bear the humiliation and fled the city to die in vain, a loyal and well-evolved Tongbei ape...] Suddenly one day, Ning Caichen really lost his soul. Grandma Dryad overturned your stall and came to you: "From now on, you are Ning Caichen! I want you to invade the Black Mountain Realm within three days and occupy the City of Fushou within five days!" Faced with grandma's coercion, you refused to obey. You raised the butcher's knife high and chopped off your own head with one blow. You rolled on the ground, still mumbling: "Grandma, I am really not Ning Caichen!"