A Taoist Priest Comes Down the Mountain to Become a Singer, I’m Really Not That Weird

Anping wants nothing more than to become a Daoist priest, but his master forces him down the mountain. “I’m a Daoist priest. If I can’t use Daoist arts after coming down the mountain, am I supposed to become a rapper?” A bolt of thunder strikes! 【Host Anping has been bound to the Strongest Celestial Master Singer System】 【Host must cultivate as a singer, using their profession in place of Daoist arts to attain the Way】 Come on, Heaven, you really want a Daoist priest like me to become a singer? Rappers live in a world of wine, women, and excess. What kind of songs is a Daoist priest supposed to sing? 【Begin beginner mission: Escort the president of Chenguang Entertainment back to her hotel and write a song for her】 【Mission reward: Six-Line Coin Divination】 How am I supposed to write one? I can’t play an instrument or arrange music. Couldn’t you at least give me a beginner’s gift pack? 【Beginner’s gift pack requested by Host. Based on Host’s current situation, the parallel-world song “I Really Didn’t Sleep” has been provided】 As soon as the song is released, netizens dub it the “Cheater’s Anthem.” That’s because the president of Chenguang Entertainment, whom Anping escorted back to her hotel that night, is a retired superstar who lives in seclusion. She’s already being followed and secretly photographed by plenty of paparazzi. But he really didn’t sleep with the president of Chenguang Entertainment! The song becomes a huge hit, and the president herself comes knocking! As netizens keep digging for information about Anping, they discover that there’s something seriously strange about him…!