Divorced at Thirty, I Awakened the All-Things Intel System

Only after going bankrupt and having his wife file for divorce at lightning speed did Zou Yuan understand one thing: Some women are like Schrödinger’s cat. When you’re rich and when you’re broke, they take two completely different forms! After getting a harsh lesson from reality, Zou Yuan suddenly heard the cries of all things in his mind: 【All Things Intel 01: “Honk!” I’m a big goose. My owner hatched me and has always treated me like his own, making me his little treasure. But now I’m trapped in the kitchen of Room 303, Unit 1, Building A, Sunshine Apartments. I feel like they might stew me into soup at any moment. Whoever rescues me will be handsomely rewarded by my owner. His number is 159*****. Honk!】 【All Things Intel 02: I’m a piece of white jade worth 30,000 yuan, but I’m buried one meter underground at these coordinates in Greenwater Park. Whoever brings me back into the light can do as they please with me.】 【All Things Intel 03: I’m a gold ring lost beneath Bighead Bridge. They say gold always shines eventually, but the red cloth over me has been here for thirteen years, and its color has faded away. Why haven’t I seen daylight yet?】 … From then on, Zou Yuan embarked on an inescapable journey to rescue all things. Whether it was ten thousand tons of gold trapped for a thousand years, the Heart of the Ocean buried beneath the sea, or a gigantic natural diamond that would break a Guinness World Record, all were waiting for him to save them. Only after reaching the pinnacle of the world and looking back at the road he had traveled did Zou Yuan gradually understand: A person lives once, just as plants flourish for a season. In this earthly world, who can truly rise above the mundane? Let go of your obsessions and be an ordinary man. Be greedy for money, lustful, devious, and selfish. That’s pretty great too! 【A feel-good power fantasy, multiple heroines. If that bothers you, please move along.】