Good-For-Nothing Counterattack? No, I Just Want to Lie Down

Lu Wuwei traveled through the fantasy world, thinking he was picking up Long Aotian's script, but was brutally beaten by reality: Destiny's son/max-level boss from a small town on the border: a full-level power-trainer lives in the little body of a divorced man. The waiter in the Prince's shop in the north can chop out sword intent with a spoonful, and the second-hand girl is the reincarnation of the demon... The butcher Zhang next door chops meat and creates a sword array to kill immortals, the proprietress of the medicine shop makes a soup that can bring people back to life, the teacher teaches a book of "Tao Te Ching" and annihilates the sect... As the only real loser in the city, he realized that hugging thighs is an art. So he transformed into a "humanoid guide" - giving Long Aotian tips on adventures, acting as a mouthpiece for the socially feared Chaos Sword Master, and helping the autistic third sister run errands to buy explosive undergarments... Successfully became the favorite of the group and the most connected person in the small town. However, after living in poverty for several years, while he was eating melon seeds and watching a play, the big bosses in the city overturned his rocking chair: "Is it okay to lie down every day? Don't come back until you become one of the top people in the mainland!" The arrogant Qingmei, who had just finished slaughtering the Holy Land, carried her hand into the side room: "Double cultivation of enlightenment or giving birth to offspring and ascending to heaven, husband, choose one!" The good brothers were even more cruel. They put the limp him on the alliance leader's throne and smiled evilly: "Jie, Jie, Jie, Lao Lu, it's your turn to lead the brothers to torture!" Lu Wuwei:? ? ? Help! I just want to lie down!