He's Going to Become an Immortal, but It's the System That's Ascending

"The best person to deceive is the time traveler. As long as I call myself the system, you will believe me without any doubt." "The Taoist name I gave you is actually my Taoist name during my lifetime, so the merits you accumulate are all mine." "Don't be pessimistic. Maybe you can travel to other worlds. Don't be fooled by the pirated system then." "Of course I mean these words sincerely. As the old saying goes: 'If a man can fly, his words are also good.' Besides, even if I keep a civet cat or dog for hundreds of years, I still have to have some affection, right?" "Can you accept it better if I use a sexy mechanical female voice? I'll prepare myself, cough cough." "Congratulations to the host, your system is about to ascend, seize your body, occupy your merits, and bear the incense for you." ... What? Now am I a system?