Sorry, Goblins

What can goblins do?

Raid villages, prey on livestock, and abduct farm women...

But what about the "Goblins of the Riverbend," known as the "Absolutely No Brothers" goblins?

They clear land and farm, raise fish and bees, fell trees and mine ore, smelt iron and forge tools... There is nothing they can't do, only things you haven't thought of.

So, my lord, we're running a buy-five-get-one-free deal. Would you like a few?

[Passionate Farming] [D&D Mash-Up]