Immortal and Martial Tang: My Spoken Words Come True

In immortal martial Tang, the people are open-minded. Fang Xun opens his eyes, his heart uneasy.

In Chang'an, where you could knock a whole crowd of lords and ministers out of a shoe, he has become the last surviving son of a fallen marquis's house.

His family is in decline. The old master lies motionless in bed, and his father is still in prison awaiting judgment over the Crown Prince's case. If Fang Xun does nothing, his entire family will be executed.

Just then, the [Strongest Small-Talk System] arrives, giving Fang Xun one last lifeline:

[From now on, preface any question you ask with “Then let me ask you.” The other person will answer everything without holding back. Use this phrase to uncover other people's secrets. Time limit: one day.]

[Reward: One secret grants +1 cultivation, two secrets grant +4 cultivation... ten secrets grant +100 cultivation.]

It turns out that if Fang Xun uses the System's “small-talk phrases” in the right way, he can not only make their effects come true, but also increase his own cultivation!

Later, he discovers that [Speak of Cao Cao and Cao Cao Appears] can make anyone appear before him in an entirely plausible way.

[Show Off and Take Flight] turns his attention to the girls at the entertainment quarters.

[Barefoot People Don't Fear Those Wearing Shoes] lets him fight anyone on equal terms.

[Guangzhi, Save Me] turns him into a black macaque for a one-day trial.

[Cheese Snow Leopard] lets him call a deer a horse and turn black into white.

[They Threw xx at Me] lets him block every attack and throw it right back.

Years later, Fang Xun wakes on the phoenix throne and exclaims, “Who said these phrases were useless? They're absolutely amazing!”

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Lighthearted, funny, plot-driven, imaginative, multiple female leads