North America: What Kind of Protagonist Can You Be If You Don't Have the Ability?

"Hello everyone, my name is An Dongli." "I have many advantages, so many that I don't know which one to mention first," "I have very few shortcomings, so few that I can't even think of one." "A man like me, with incredible good looks, is incredibly lucky." Having said this, Antoni waved the rubber band in his hand: "If you don't believe me, look, I just picked up a million and tied it up with this rubber band." "Now the rubber band returns to its original owner, and I keep the money for myself." There were boos under the podium. Seeing that others refused to believe in him, Anton became anxious. He pointed to the sky and swore: "If I, Antongli, brag, I will be struck by five thunders——" "Boom!"