My Military Medal Smells Like Lard

On the first day when Chen Tieshan, a young man from southern Shaanxi, came to work in the city, he used the "Foshan Shadowless Kick" to send the unscrupulous foreman into the manure tank, and he was nicknamed "Demoman". He joined the army in order to pay for manure tank cleaning, and since then he has written outrageous legends in the military camp: the recruits fell into the pig pen accurately in the continuous performance test, and were treated as long-lost cubs by the sows; the cooking class developed unicorn arms by kneading dough; the border patrol used the Shaanxi mountain driving chant to scare away the wolves, but the result was that the entire reconnaissance company howled to sound the alarm. When this sharp-headed soldier who always jumped between "pig-raising pacesetter" and "inspection expert" actually led the cooking team to capture the criminal leader alive, the whole military region went crazy - he used half a piece of moldy steamed bun to instigate the enemy wolves and dogs, and used the ancestral recipe for spicy noodles to make the criminal surrender in tears! Twenty years later, Tieshan, who had changed his job and opened a farmhouse, touched his military medal and giggled: "What kind of tactic? I avenged the death of Huahua Sow's husband!" In the glass display case, under the oil-stained second-class merit medal, there was a GPS locator of the criminal pulled out of the pig pen.