Interdimensional Internet Cafe: There's Definitely Something Wrong Here

Lin Xuan wakes up and transmigrates to another world with an internet cafe System.

Here,

The elven saint spends all night obsessing over Stardew Valley, while the Demon King sobs and begs for Dark Souls to make its death penalty less harsh.

A young man who broke off an arranged marriage learns perfect deflections in Sekiro, while a useless mage clears Elden Ring and learns a forbidden godslaying spell.

A sect's old ancestor gets a Ring of Paralysis in Legend of Mir, and when it's stolen, an all-out sect war erupts. A necromancer gets so hooked on Left 4 Dead that he accidentally awakens a “Necromantic Calamity.”

An elder who's a Naruto fan practices the Rasengan and blows up half a mountain once he gets it right. After watching Journey to the West, the Pope of the Church of Light holds an emergency meeting in the middle of the night to debate, “Does Sun Wukong's Havoc in Heaven count as blasphemy?”

“The rules of this shop: No setting the mountain on fire while farming. No using Edo Tensei when fighting bosses. If you shout ‘If you're a brother, come chop me!’ in Legend of Mir, bring your own coffin.” Shopkeeper Lin Xuan sucks on a lollipop and adds ice to the Dragon King's soda. In a corner no one notices, the unlucky paladin gives Romance of the Three Kingdoms: The Card Game another bad review.