My Wife Is a Man

My wife and I have been married for two years, but we’ve never shared a bed. When I confided in a friend, he got a nasty idea. While I was out, he hid under our bed, intending to assault my wife. But the very next day, he was found dead in a filthy ditch, all four limbs hacked off. Before he died, he left behind a line of writing: “She’s a man!”