I Raise Players in a Terrarium

Players: a bunch of infamous lunatics who do whatever they want.

In the terrarium world, everyone knows their terrible reputation.

“Today,” a male player dressed in a tight bunny-girl outfit raises both hands, “we're going to uncover the ultimate truth of the game world!”

Lin Ke, the Creator God and owner of the terrarium, says nothing as he tips a basin of water over them.

Player A: “Oh no, it's the world-ending flood! Glub, just kill me already!”

Player B: “Quick, get on Noah's Ark!”

“First of all, this world is real. It's not a game!”

Lin Ke says, “And secondly, you really are in my terrarium.”