Bound to the Wrong Rebellion System, the Lazy Empress Goes on a Killing Spree

[A disruptor among empresses] The crown princess had hoped to coast through life in luxury, but she gets shoved onto the throne and becomes empress, then inexplicably gets bound to a [Rebellion System]. System: Empress Yuanzhen is licentious and tyrannical. In the thirteenth year of Tianyou, wars will break out everywhere. Congratulations, Host! You've been chosen as the Child of Destiny and bound to the Rebellion System. Unifying the Great Qian Empire is just around the corner! Meng Yuanzhen: Who are you calling tyrannical? It's only the first year of Tianyou. Who exactly are you rebelling against? The System's beginner quest is to recruit three loyal subordinates. Meng Yuanzhen first thinks of handsome candidates to be her imperial consort. She thinks success is in the bag, but the System pours cold water on her hopes, judging their loyalty too low! Meng Yuanzhen: So I've been raising three ungrateful wretches? Some time later, The entire court thinks Meng Yuanzhen has gone mad. She suddenly has the upright, widely respected Official Wang arrested and brutally interrogated! Then she issues an edict forcing the people of Fenshui to abandon their homes and migrate elsewhere! Meng Yuanzhen, you tyrant! What a foolish ruler! The officials are heartbroken and are about to strike their heads against a pillar in protest when they discover Tens of thousands of taels of gold and silver, along with countless treasures, have been found in the charity hall built by Official Wang. Fenshui has been inundated, with a thousand-mile stretch of dikes collapsing. Fortunately, all the people in the disaster zone had already been evacuated, and no one was hurt! The officials are stunned. Does the empress really have the power to see the future? Years later System: Congratulations, Host! You've become a wise ruler praised by all. The System has successfully upgraded! A whole new world map has been unlocked! Our goal is, conquering the world! Meng Yuanzhen: That's too much! I just want to be a couch potato!