I Obtained the Immortality Cultivation Technique by Forcing the AI ​​To Do So!

When 996 Fu Bao finally received the 37th layoff notice, unemployed programmer Chen Xuan swore on his second-hand graphics card: I would rather go to Mount Zhongnan and become a Taoist priest than change a line of code! ——Then he actually used AI to compile a "Scientific Guide to Immortality" for himself. "You call this a skill? Quantum tunneling foundation building method? Thunder tribulation requires 220V AC power?" Chen Xuan stared at the screen full of garbled words and cursed, and then modified the electric mosquito swatter into a tribulation weapon. Three years later, he squatted on the top of the Hall of Supreme Harmony to receive a nuclear bomb with his bare hands during a live broadcast. The blind apprentice behind him slashed a spy satellite with a sword, and global hot searches exploded into fireworks: # Priests Now Want to Take the Electrician Certificate#, #security guards can't catch up with Yujian Deliveryman#, #Who touched my controllable nuclear fusion golden elixir# Until the alien fleet typed subtitles over the Pacific Ocean: "Earth monks, you stole the VIP plug-in of the universe!" Chen Xuan sneered while holding instant noodles in his mouth: "Can cultivating immortals be called stealing? This is called the spirit of open source!" ———— [Reading instructions] ◆Three Laws of Immortality for Programmers: 1. Quantum mechanics of indecisiveness 2. Heavenly tribulations are all overload protection 3. Never cast spells by hand if you can Ctrl+C ◆The American mecha warriors went crazy because they couldn't meditate, the Paladins of Europa were driven crazy by the Book of Changes, and the Northern Bear State used vodka to make elixirs to blow up the Red Square. ◆AI: Thank you for the invitation. I just learned how to use the Nascent Soul to leave the body. Now the pressure is on ChatGPT-7 next door.