I Handle Strange Incidents at the Intangible Cultural Heritage Bureau

Rules for restoring cultural relics: 1. No need to use the knife when you are pregnant, and the vaginal material will not be stained with blood 2. The bronze mirror of the Han Dynasty can only shine for three breaths 3. The sound of opening the official kiln in the Southern Song Dynasty is like a baby crying and burning incense. That day I took over the Sanxingdui Bronze Mask, and all the rules were messed up—— The bronze beast face in the midnight live broadcast room suddenly shed tears of blood, and three million people watched it swallow the lower body of the Internet celebrity anchor. As the youngest restorer of the Bureau of Intangible Cultural Heritage, I know better than anyone else: That was not a mask at all, but a soul-suppressing armor that locked the soul of the ancient Shu high priest. When I repaired the cracks with cinnabar, twelve blood lines suddenly appeared on the compass—— Xiangxi corpse exorcism bell controls "zombie white-collar workers" in CBD office buildings Gold silk embroidery in the Tang Dynasty used the tendons of Olympic gymnastics champions as threads The Chudi Wu Nuo mask claimed his life at the e-sports finals through the metaverse The director said that this is a millennium conspiracy of the Jiuli people, and my congenital heart disease, It was actually the forbidden curse of witchcraft flowing in his blood. Now, I must use the oldest skills to fight against the most ferocious weirdness: Melting down a quantum computer using the Longquan Sword quenching method Use Dunhuang mural pigments to redraw the AI-generated demon map Forge the brain-computer interface chip into the Hetu Luoshu Formation Eye When the Nine Dragon Wall in the basement of the Forbidden City cracked the ninth crack, I just know all the cultural relic restorers, They are all the last living artifacts of Chinese civilization. When non-genetic inheritance became a life-saving skill, I relied on repairing cultural relics to suppress the resurrected thousand-year-old strange things, but found that I was the biggest taboo thing.