Osamu Dazai, Streaming from the Start of Detective Conan

Tsushima Shuji, a bandage that gained sentience, has the ability “No Longer Human.” His lifelong dream: to die with elegance.

Just as he is about to drown himself, the Chaos Furnace livestreaming platform kicks him into the world of the little boy who solves murders.

[Ding! Current information

Identity: Black Organization, test-subject guinea pig (in a Schrödinger's ash-filled urn state)

Time of death: Drugged in 16 hours, then straight to the afterlife!]

Tsushima Shuji: “Sixteen hours? That's too long. Can I cut in line and try the drug first?”

[Warning! If you die during the contract period, your soul will be reclaimed and repurposed by our company!]

Tsushima Shuji is ecstatic: “Does ‘reclaimed’ mean being pulverized so I can never reincarnate as a human again? Then hurry up, I'm in a rush.”