Battle Through the Heavens: The System Bound to the Wrong Person, and Xiao Yan and I Both Went Mad

Good news: I transmigrated, and I have a System.

Bad news: The System is wrong!

Looking at the [Good-for-Nothing Training System], Ye Wuya nearly broke down:

“I’m someone whose talent is no worse than Xiao Yan’s. What do you mean, I’m useless?”

“I’m already a Dou Master, and you want me to beat up people with Dou Qi?”

“You want me to break off my engagement with Nalan Yanran? Was I even engaged to her? Why are you telling me to break it off?”

“I’ve already become a Dou Zong, and you want me to go to the Misty Cloud Sect for the Three-Year Agreement?”

…

Xiao Yan, who received the [Genius Training System]:

“You want someone with Three-Stage Dou Qi like me to fight a Five-Star Dou Master?”

“You want a Dou Master like me to fight a Dou Wang?”

“Damn, you want me to join the Misty Cloud Sect? Are you sending me there to get killed?”

…

Yao Lao:

“This world has gone mad!”

“That Foundation Establishment Divine Liquid Ye Wuya casually brought out beats my Foundation Establishment Spirit Liquid to a pulp!”

“Heavenly Flames are incomparably precious, and I happen to have one...”

“Damn, how does this Ye Wuya guy have dozens of them?”

…

Nalan Yanran:

My name is Nalan Yanran, and I have no idea what’s happening to this world.

Two bastards are tearing the Misty Cloud Sect apart. One of them slept with my master and took her away, while the old sect master Yun Shan is about to sacrifice three thousand li of land to destroy the Jia Ma Empire.

Forget it. I’m tired. Let it all burn.

Huh? Who dropped this Spirit Devouring Art? I’m doomed. I’ve become a demonic cultivator. I’m going to take down everyone, especially that guy named Ye Wuya.

Now I’m trying to figure out how to devour Hun Tiandi.

Send me 50 yuan and I’ll tell you my revenge plan!

Heh heh heh!

…

A butterfly flaps its wings, and the entire Dou Qi Continent changes!

P.S. No harem; no putting Xiao Yan down!