The Sword Immortal Is Reborn, and His Teammates' Styles Are All Distorted

[High martial arts cultivation] [Hot-blooded battle] [Sand sculpture daily life] [Rebirth of the Sword Immortal] [Strange Teammate] [Fateful Showdown] Original title: "The Misery of the World" ——The Sword Immortal was reborn in the world of martial arts, but found that none of his teammates were normal! Luo Jia was once a powerful swordsman in the world of cultivation. He died in battle to protect his best friend and was reborn on the Supreme Martial Blue Star with his memories. In this life, he decided to use cultivation to fight against involution. Spiritual skills to light cigarettes, flying swords to grill fish, spells to ice coke... Luo Jia held a cigarette in her mouth with a contented look on her face; isn't cultivation just to live comfortably? ; However, his Buddhist life was soon broken by a group of strange teammates—— Wang Qi/Wang Fugui, a severe patient with the second dimension, always speaks words like this every time he fights "Eat me with a flying Maotai headbutt to Megatron, then a Banlangen punch to suppress Guanxi, and finally a suitcase dunk on Haagen-Dazs..." Shen Yi/Shen Tieniu, a patient with schizophrenia, can switch personalities with just one slap. You can't afford to suffer, and you can't afford to be fooled! In the valley outside the city, the three-meter-high "big radish" is leisurely roasting pheasants, and there is an unlucky pharmacist Lin Youyou hanging on the ginseng whiskers floating in the wind. "Help~" The big radish doesn't even raise its head. "Don't make any noise, wait until the ginseng finishes eating this chicken!" When the old enemies of cultivation come across the border, when powerful warriors appear one after another—— Luo Jia looked at these crazy teammates and held his sword helplessly. That's it, in this life, I will accompany you to go crazy again!