Among All the Great Emperors, I Am the Only One with Useless Spiritual Roots?

My friends who grew up with bare buttocks, everyone looks like an emperor, but I am like a farmer. Fortunately, my brother is a time traveler. If the sect doesn't accept him, then he can practice on his own! Um? This is wrong! It's obviously Chinese, but why don't I recognize any of the words! The pills are spicy, Barbie is Qing! Finished spreading flowers! I have tried so hard to get a book of exercises, but I can't read! Calm down, I am a time traveler, I am a cheater! Isn't it just words? Hieroglyphs, what they look like! Easy! So easy! Vomiting blood? No, it's impurities! Impurities! Yintang turns black? No, it's the Five Qi Chaoyuan! Chaoyuan! Feeling sluggish when walking, blurred vision, dizziness, mental confusion... It's normal, it's all normal, hahaha! What is the obsession? You just went crazy! Look at my Qiankun Invincible Meteor Fist! What, you said that is called Xuantian Qi training method? Practiced wrong? Totally wrong?