I Can Extract Life Skills, but All the Traits Are Wrong

Chen Ci activated a golden finger that could extract life-related skills. Desperate for money, he chose to work part-time on a nationally popular competitive variety show.

But while extracting skills, he awkwardly discovered that not only were the skill entries all completely off target, they were also bizarre...

“System, oh System, I need exquisite photography and post-processing skills, so I can capture the sleek contours of sports cars perfectly in the camera, let viewers feel as though they are right there amid the roar of the engines, and photograph the light and shadow of the headlights in a way that touches their souls!”

[Congratulations, you have obtained the photography skill entry]: Beauty! Your portrait photography surpasses everyone else's!

Chen Ci: ??

“I need the ability to dominate on the soccer field, an outstanding physique like Ronaldo's, and offensive skills so overwhelming that everyone trembles helplessly and can only stand there dumbfounded!”

[You have obtained the soccer skill entry]: Diving! Your falls are incredibly realistic!

(High EQ: a strategic fall. Low EQ: deliberately throwing yourself in front of someone for compensation.)

Chen Ci: …

“An astonishing talent for dance, with exquisite moves so marvelous that they leave the whole audience speechless!”

[You have obtained the dance skill entry]: Qinghai Shuffle.

Chen Ci: “F*ck me.”

Before he realized it, Chen Ci, whose skills had all gone wildly astray, had developed a strange and bizarre charm...

“The skill entries went off track... So why don't I just use them in an offbeat way too?”