After Mistaking the Master, the Whole Sect Sends Backup

On her first day after transmigrating into a book as a disciple of the Hehuan Sect, Xie Qingyu was sent by the System to win over her master, the Immortal Lord Yuehua, and absorb his immortal energy to stay alive.

When she was completely out of options, she used a formation to teleport herself into her master's arms and frantically absorb his energy. “Master, you smell so good.”

Her fellow disciples were stunned. Who taught her to pay her respects to her master like that?

She discovered that clinging to other people only added 0.5 points to her life value, while clinging to her master added 10.

So she stuck to her aloof master, throwing every trick in the book at him, from sweet talk to seduction.

“Master, I’m the only one who truly likes you. Everyone else is after your money.”

“Master, open your eyes and look at me. I refuse to believe there’s nothing in those eyes of yours~”

She tried everything she could think of, but her cool and distant master remained unmoved.

Just as she was feeling dejected, her useless fellow disciples offered their advice:

Her biological senior sister, who had also transmigrated into a book: “Master definitely likes it when you play hard to get.”

Her third senior brother, who could revive endlessly: “When a man says no, he means yes. Junior sister, your senior brother supports you.”

Her fourth senior brother, bound to a lady-killer System, was an expert at exploiting its bugs:

“I’ll help you pursue Master. You give me some affection points, and we’ll split the System’s rewards.”

Who said this sect was no good? This sect was amazing!

She had thought that once her life value was full, she wouldn’t have to keep getting close to her master to stay alive.

Then one day, she happened to hear someone speaking with her master and address him as Lord Fuguang.

Only then did she realize: oh no, she had picked the wrong person.

She tried to sneak away, but the grim-faced divine lord intercepted her halfway.

From then on, she behaved herself, diligently cultivated, and turned over a new leaf.

Meanwhile, the aloof divine lord, neglected by her, grew increasingly anxious:

At first: “Men and women should keep their distance.”

Later: “I want to kiss A Yu.”

[Romance pairing + a touch of ensemble cast + lighthearted, slightly absurd humor. About 40% absurd, I’d say.]