General, Don’t Bite! The Softhearted Merman Is a Top-Tier Outlaw

(Main story complete; bonus chapters ongoing) Three years ago, Jing Weimian rescued a human officer from the sea. After the human left, her belly somehow started to swell, and she somehow gave birth to a little fish. Then, somehow, she lost the most important scale core in a mermaid's body. Determined to get it back, Jing Weimian takes her little one ashore. On her first day at the human base, Jing Weimian gets into a fight with the decisive, cold-blooded, ruthless Imperial general. “What kind of restricted-ingredient perfume are you wearing? Why are you so sweet?” Before long, Lu Lianbai discovers that this healer, with her pretty, sweet face, is using every underhanded trick in the book to seduce his younger brother, a military academy cadet. To stop her from preying on his brother, Lu Lianbai decides to play along. He reluctantly lets Jing Weimian kiss him, reluctantly lets her become the wife of a general, and reluctantly agrees to have a child with her... ...Wait. Jing Weimian brings over a little fish and stuffs it into his arms. “What are you talking about? We've already had one.” Lu Lianbai: “?!”