Traveling Through Ancient Times, Riding a Dump Truck Is Also a Good Idea

The Mongolian general led one hundred thousand cavalry southward, but his entire army was wiped out. Mongol Khan asked: "How can we be defeated?" The general replied: In the southern country, there is a magical horse, which is called by a man with a mud cart. During the day, he closes his eyes and is in deep sleep. At night, his golden eyes glare, and his eyes shine with divine light, which illuminates a hundred miles around like day. Its forehead is broad, and the Son of God sits inside. Its body is huge and can carry ten thousand kilograms. When it starts, it may sound like thunder, or when it moves, it may sound like a mountain falling, making those who hear it panic and those who see it, making it short of breath. The famous horses in the world are in one place but cannot reach the same speed, and the wild beasts in the world are in one place but cannot be driven back! Sun Xiaowu drove into the sweat tent and said angrily: What a pony! This is obviously my wife who is a dump truck driver! The Great Khan said: Son of God, spare your life! Sun Xiaowu said: The headlights of my car are dirty. Please clean them for me and I will spare you. Dahan said: Why is your license plate covered? Nine points deducted and a fine of 200 yuan.