I Just Turned Eighteen, and the System Finally Arrived

My new book, I’m a Gatekeeper, but We’re Always Even. Good news: I’ve transmigrated into a modern world of supernatural powers. Bad news: I don’t have a golden finger. Good news: After ten years of waiting, the System has finally arrived. Bad news: I think I’ve ended up in the wrong world. I’m clearly in a modern supernatural world, but it insists I’m in a cultivation world. Bad news: It wants me to cultivate in this world without spiritual energy and defeat demon beasts that don’t exist. Bad news: Today the System says I’ve transmigrated into a beastfolk interstellar world, but I’m clearly still in the supernatural world. [Mission One: Spend ten years in a cultivation world, then see if you can defeat the rampaging demon beasts with nothing but your Qi Refining cultivation.] “Huh? Where would demon beasts come from in a modern supernatural world?” [Mission Two: Transmigrate to a beastfolk interstellar world. You are the only female in the entire galaxy. Give birth to ten offspring at once to carry on your superior genes.] “Hey? I haven’t transmigrated anywhere. I’m still in the modern supernatural world, aren’t I? Wait! What did you say? Ten babies at once? No way! I’m still a kid…” [Mission Three: The Demon God has descended! You’ve just ascended and become a low-ranking celestial soldier. Want to climb the ranks fast? Then go kill the Demon God! Onward! Fight for power!] “Huh? I ascended? I could’ve sworn I didn’t ascend or anything.” “Wait, you call a perfectly lively fish a rampaging demon beast?” “Wait, you call helping an animal give birth ‘giving birth’ too? Phew, so it’s just midwifery. That’s good, that’s good. I love delivering babies.” “Wait, you call the Demon God… Huh? Hold on, it really is the Demon God? No, this time you’re actually serious?!”