Survival at Sea: Ever Heard of the Ultimate Sea King?

[No Saintly Do-Gooder + Hoarding Supplies + Ocean Survival + Unhinged Comedy + Big Yellow Girl + Some Ensemble Cast + No Romance + Apocalypse + Disasters + Light Base-Building]

All of humanity is thrown into an ocean survival game. The System's announcement rings out:

Everyone else hears: [Welcome to Ocean Survival. Good luck.]

Lu Tiaotiao hears: [Welcome to Ocean Survival…]

Lu Tiaotiao: “I hope your mom stays healthy!”

The System chokes up, completely overwhelmed: [Waaah… the player has offered me a heartfelt blessing! Reward: a daily sign-in draw for random luck!]

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The lone-wolf approach clearly isn't going to work. Using her (im)peccable (beyond) (description) (cleverness), Lu Tiaotiao builds her own team, and things get increasingly bizarre.

From a raft to a rowboat, a cruise ship, and finally an island, she advances step by step, proving her strength and becoming the ruler of this ocean… well, the Sea King.

Out here, the rules are set by the “Sea King.”

Below Nascent Soul, I mow them down: Boss, someone from Sector 124 wants to…

Lu Tiaotiao (drawing her blade): Let's go teach them a lesson!

Shudao Mountain Is a Pain in the Ass: Boss, Country R wants to…

Lu Tiaotiao (hoisting a cannon): Let's go blow them away!

Food Comes First, Everything Else Second: Boss, …

Lu Tiaotiao (tossing out a skill card): Save it. Time to turn them into tofu pudding!

It's a survival game, after all. The strong make the rules!

She beats up the rookies in her sector and kicks around the punks from Country R.

If you can settle it with your fists, don't waste words. If you can vacation, don't stress yourself out!

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Other people's stories are grim and serious, but Lu Tiaotiao's is a laugh-out-loud comedy.

She's not about to grind herself to the bone. Around here, other people call it struggling to survive,

while she calls it: “Taking a vacation at sea while the System insists on giving me cheats.”